Stolen from Oli. Who stole it from someone called Victoria. Keep on passing the love around, baby. ;-)
Do this (putting a cross next to all the ones you've done) and repost it with the title:
I've done --- out of the 132 stupid things.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette (not a habitual thing, though)
(x) Smoked A Cigar (I love the smell of cigars...reminds me of Spanish bars. Ah, the recollections of childhood...)
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Um, yes. Ellie once. And Sanjit once. Wish I hadn't kissed Sanjit, it was all part of a very surreal night. Curt said, "I bet you wouldn't," and my usual response to bets when I'm drunk is, "How much?")
(x) Drank Alcohol (The other night I drank one bottle of Smirnoff ice and was completely wasted - how sad is that? Shows how rarely I actually drink...)
SO FAR: 4
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (Three times. None of them quite worked.)
(x) Been Dumped (Sort of. He walked out, said he'd be back, then I never heard from him again. But he still calls my house phone and doesn't say anything.)
(x) Shoplifted (A chocolate bar, when I was 10. And yes, I got caught.)
() Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight (Not exactly a fight. One time I got socked in the jaw because I said something that was taken the wrong way. Another time I was attacked and had to fight him off. Never a real fight, though.)
SO FAR: 8
Level 4 (Where the hell is Level 3?)
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (Sure, celebrities all the time. Currenly Daniel Day-Lewis, after watching Last of the Mohicans last night.)
(x) Skipped School (Once or twice just for fun. But I missed so much school through illness, I couldn't really afford to cut.)
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (Both. Although more animals and plants than people, luckily.)
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends (Ehh. Not in the sense of actually wanting to go out or sleep with them, but yeah, there are a couple of people I think are really cool. And good-looking, too.)
() Been To Paris (Drove past it once. I begged my brother to drive through but he said we already had too far to go, since we were driving to Barcelona and then catching a ferry to Menorca. Personally, I don't think an extra hour looking at Paris would have made much difference to a two-and-a-half day journey, but whatever.)
(x) Been To Spain (Lived there when I was a kid, and then again when I was 17. I visit when I can. I love Spain.)
(x) Been On A Plane (More times than I can count.)
() Thrown Up From Drinking (No, thank God. Throwing up is the worst.)
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi (Does vegetarian sushi count?)
() Been Snowboarding (Someday...)
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been In A Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (Yes. Nuff said.)
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Is that like, ever, or an overdose? Either way, yes. Not that I want to die or anything - just sometimes they don't work and I'm in pain and the only thing to do is take extra ones and hope it knocks me out and when I wake up I feel better. Blah.)
(x) Love / Loved Someone Who You Can't Have (Where do I start? Half the guys I like are either gay or too old or attached or live halfway round the world. Or in the case of Johnny, all four. But there have been plenty others.)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (Sure. Good way to waste time. Although IMO, time enjoyed is never time wasted.)
(x) Made A Snow Angel (Fun, if cold.)
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party (LOL. With my dolls when I was a kid. And then with friends when I was a bit older. And still do, now and then.)
(x) Flown A Kite (I have a wicked cool kite that flies with no wind, but I think my Mom left it in Spain. I hope it's still there when I go back.)
(x) Built A Sand Castle (I grew up on an island in the Med, what do YOU think? I made a sandcastle most days of my childhood.)
( ) Gone mudding (?)
(x) Played Dress Up (Sure. I had a great imagination when I was a kid. Sometimes I was a fairy. And sometimes I was a demon. And after my Mom bought me Pretty Woman to teach me the facts of life when I was about 6, sometimes I was a hooker. Good times.)
SO FAR: 24
Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (Good clean autumn fun. Or dirty autumn fun, whatever.)
(x) Gone Sledging (I wanted to go a few weeks ago, but I had appendicitis. I hope it snows again this winter.)
() Cheated While Playing A Game (Probably, although I can't actually remember doing it.)
(x) Been Lonely (Not recently, but yeah, when I was in my teens.)
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (School quite often. Everyone thought I was lazy - I didn't find out I was really sick until I'd been doing it for a couple of years.)
SO FAR: 28
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set (Pretty. Best when it's with someone you love.)
() Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake (No. I like snakes. As long as I know they're there.)
SO FAR: 29
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (I hate it, it hurts so much. I don't know why.)
() Been Robbed / Vandalized (Guy in Brixton tried to mug me once, but I hissed at him and clawed at his eyes, and he ran. Nothing like doing the unexpected to scare people. Even muggers.)
() Been cheated on (If I have, I didn't know about it. And still don't.)
() Been Misunderstood (Not really, when people have a bad opinion of me they're usually right. *grins*)
SO FAR: 30
Level 12
() Won A Contest (Awards at school and stuff, but never like a free competition. The things I've won, I worked hard for.)
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention (Not really, although once I got yelled at for spying on the boys in the locker rooms. A whole bunch of us were supposed to get detention, but our sex ed teacher stood up for us.)
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Not a serious one, although I've had whiplash a few times.)
SO FAR: 31
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (No braces, but a couple of fillings, and two root canals - ick.)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (With the help of Ellie. So really, more like a quarter pint - she eats three times what I do, LOL.)
(x) Danced in the moonlight (Lots.)
SO FAR: 33
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (When I was younger. I'm more used to it now, although I still don't like the connotations that go along with it.)
(x) Witnessed A Crime (When I was 13, I was out with a couple of friends late one night and we went down this back alley and saw a girl being raped. She wouldn't let us call the police and she looked ready to run, so Abdul broke the guy's nose and I kicked him in the balls. Not my best moment, but justified - at least I felt that way at the time.)
(x) Pole Danced (Just for fun, y'understand?)
(x) Questioned Your Heart (Yes, and questioning gets me nowhere. Go with your base instincts.)
( ) Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes
SO FAR: 37
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (#Mud, mud, glorious mud...#)
() Been Lost (Not really, I have good radar. Although once I got on the wrong bus and ended up in Walthamstow. But I just turned around and got on the right bus back to Holloway. Made a good story when I came in late to class - everyone thought it was funny, for some reason. Maybe because I'm such a dope.)
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (Nope. Farthest I've been is Greece.)
(x) Swam In The Ocean (Love the ocean.)
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (Ehh. Had a couple of cancer scares. And when I was a teenager, I wanted to be dying so a sexy vampire could bring me back to life. I was a weird teen.)
SO FAR: 40
Level 16
() Cried Yourself To Sleep (Probably, but not that I can remember. Crying usually gives me a headache and makes it IMPOSSIBLE to sleep.)
(x) Played Cops And Robbers (The board game. Never the chase game.)
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers (I have the Anatomy Colouring Book. Laugh if you will, but it's a great way to learn the stuff you need to know.)
(x) Sang Karaoke (A painful experience. I hate doing things in front of a crowd.)
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (McDonalds and stuff. Never in a good restaurant, though.)
SO FAR: 44
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (Usually falling for a guy.)
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls (But never the mean kind. Just the stupid kind to boys I used to fancy.)
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (Hah, yes.)
(x) Kissed In The Rain (Mmm...think Johnny Depp in Gilbert Grape. Very sexy.)
SO FAR: 48
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (Every year!)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (I expect at some point.)
(x) Blown Bubbles (Still do.)
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere (Hell yes. Beach bonfires and snuggling up to the chest of someone you like, and having their arms wrapped around you...best feeling ever.)
SO FAR: 52
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party (A couple of times.)
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (No, thank God.)
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (Not for a couple of years. I need new skates. I gave mine to my Dad's girlfriend on the condition that he buy me new ones...still waiting, six years later.)
(x) Had A Wish Come True (Seems to happen quite a lot. Lucky me. Never the one I really want, though.)
() Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 55
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (Of course, dahling. I have my Mom's. I have two cream dresses to wear to fancy dances - one big meringue and one simple sheath - and they look great with pearls. It's not something I make a habit of, though - just for special occasions.)
() Jumped Off A Bridge
() Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins. (In Menorca, they sometimes come and swim around you, if you're really calm and quiet. I swam with some off the Isla d'en Colom.)
SO FAR: 57
Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube (Ice cube. The actual thing, not the rapper. ;-)
() Kissed A Fish (WTF?)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (Man's shirts. Great in the summer.)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (Good place to talk to people.)
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (Yeah. I hate the sound, though, so I have it for when I'm in trouble. I thought I was really loud, but nobody woke up last time I did, so I guess I'm not as loud as I thought.)
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (I like my bones where they are, thanks.)
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About (Curt calls me in the middle of the night quite often. But I don't usually sleep until early morning, anyway.)
SO FAR: 62
Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (Until our apple tree got a disease and had to be cut down. *cries*)
(x) Climbed A Tree (Love climbing trees. I was always happiest when I was up a tree, and the only kid in the neighborhood who'd do it in heels and a miniskirt. But I haven't climbed for a while - the council cut all the lower limbs off all the trees in order to stop kids climbing. Spoilsports.)
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House (Been in one. Never had my own, though.)
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (The Shining. And the Sixth Sense. All other evil creatures I can take, but ghosts always scared me.)
SO FAR: 66
Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts (Seen 'em. Hard not to believe what you see.)
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (Um, yes. Bad, isn't it? In my defense, most of them cost less than £10, and I never throw anything away until it's really manky, so I've accumulated them over the last 12 years - my shoe size hasn't changed since I was 11.)
(x) Gone Streaking (Nothing wrong with being naked.)
() Visited Jail
SO FAR: 69
Level 26
() Played Chicken (Stupidest game ever - whoever kills themself is the cooler one, WTF?)
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On (By my Dad, would you believe?)
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (Although they usually use words like beautiful and stunning. Weirdness.)
(x) Been Easily Amused (Everything amuses me. It's a result of reading too much Dean Koontz.)
SO FAR: 72
Level 27
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (I grew up on an island where most of the jobs involve fish, and I've never caught one. Never ever tried. We went crabbing once, but I get too attached to sea creatures to kill them. What can I say, I love the sea.)
(x) Made A Porn Video/Got Asked To Make One (I got approached by someone who wanted me to work for something called the "Othello and Desdemona film company". Wonder what that's about. *rolls eyes* Never made one, though.)
(x) Caught A Butterfly (I've let them land on me a couple of times, but I don't want to catch them, you kill them too easily.)
() Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 74
Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (People always seem to do this to me.)
() Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (Never in bed, luckily.)
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (I remember this one time, Lara and I were in Greece, and someone stole all our clothes.)
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried To Hurt Yourself
SO FAR: 78
Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (Sometimes many times in a row.)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (Snorkelling loads. Never proper scuba, though - just training in a pool. Ellie's getting certified to instruct when she's in Mexico this coming summer, and she promised to teach me properly, whoohoo!)
(x) Had A Cavity (Too many.)
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed (A couple of people tried, but I was just like, who cares? If I'm going to do something that I'm ashamed of, I deserve to have people find out.)
SO FAR: 81
Level 31
(x) Been Used (Ehh, maybe. But it was mutual, so I don't think of it as using. It's just two people who get something out of being together.)
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs (Yes, and for years everyone was like, how do you fall UP the stairs? But it's very possible.)
() Licked A Cat (LOL, no. But I have kissed a cat and licked a fish. A cooked one, anyway. Cooked fish, not cooked cat.)
(x) Bitten Someone (Obie. I wish I were a dog and had given him rabies. *growls*)
(x) Licked Someone (Sexy.)
SO FAR: 85
Level 32
(x) Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint (My stepbrothers shot me in the butt once. I was too embarrassed to go to hospital, so I dug the bullet out with a scalpel and a pair of tweezers - thank God for limbering ballet exercises - and the buggers got away with it. Still have the scar.)
(x) Had Sex In The Rain (Jamie, Parliament Hill Fields. It was August, though, in the middle of the night, and it was warm and only lasted a few minutes. The rain, not Jamie.)
( ) Flattened Someone's Tires
( ) Rode Your Car/Truck Until The Gas Light Came On
( ) Got Five Dollars Or Less Worth Of Gas
TOTAL: 87
My grand total is 87. Yeah, I'm pretty normal. Apart from the fact that I write long answers to pretty much everything. ;-)
And later...
Do this (putting a cross next to all the ones you've done) and repost it with the title:
I've done --- out of the 132 stupid things.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette (not a habitual thing, though)
(x) Smoked A Cigar (I love the smell of cigars...reminds me of Spanish bars. Ah, the recollections of childhood...)
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Um, yes. Ellie once. And Sanjit once. Wish I hadn't kissed Sanjit, it was all part of a very surreal night. Curt said, "I bet you wouldn't," and my usual response to bets when I'm drunk is, "How much?")
(x) Drank Alcohol (The other night I drank one bottle of Smirnoff ice and was completely wasted - how sad is that? Shows how rarely I actually drink...)
SO FAR: 4
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love (Three times. None of them quite worked.)
(x) Been Dumped (Sort of. He walked out, said he'd be back, then I never heard from him again. But he still calls my house phone and doesn't say anything.)
(x) Shoplifted (A chocolate bar, when I was 10. And yes, I got caught.)
() Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight (Not exactly a fight. One time I got socked in the jaw because I said something that was taken the wrong way. Another time I was attacked and had to fight him off. Never a real fight, though.)
SO FAR: 8
Level 4 (Where the hell is Level 3?)
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (Sure, celebrities all the time. Currenly Daniel Day-Lewis, after watching Last of the Mohicans last night.)
(x) Skipped School (Once or twice just for fun. But I missed so much school through illness, I couldn't really afford to cut.)
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (Both. Although more animals and plants than people, luckily.)
SO FAR: 11
Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends (Ehh. Not in the sense of actually wanting to go out or sleep with them, but yeah, there are a couple of people I think are really cool. And good-looking, too.)
() Been To Paris (Drove past it once. I begged my brother to drive through but he said we already had too far to go, since we were driving to Barcelona and then catching a ferry to Menorca. Personally, I don't think an extra hour looking at Paris would have made much difference to a two-and-a-half day journey, but whatever.)
(x) Been To Spain (Lived there when I was a kid, and then again when I was 17. I visit when I can. I love Spain.)
(x) Been On A Plane (More times than I can count.)
() Thrown Up From Drinking (No, thank God. Throwing up is the worst.)
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi (Does vegetarian sushi count?)
() Been Snowboarding (Someday...)
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been In A Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (Yes. Nuff said.)
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Is that like, ever, or an overdose? Either way, yes. Not that I want to die or anything - just sometimes they don't work and I'm in pain and the only thing to do is take extra ones and hope it knocks me out and when I wake up I feel better. Blah.)
(x) Love / Loved Someone Who You Can't Have (Where do I start? Half the guys I like are either gay or too old or attached or live halfway round the world. Or in the case of Johnny, all four. But there have been plenty others.)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (Sure. Good way to waste time. Although IMO, time enjoyed is never time wasted.)
(x) Made A Snow Angel (Fun, if cold.)
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party (LOL. With my dolls when I was a kid. And then with friends when I was a bit older. And still do, now and then.)
(x) Flown A Kite (I have a wicked cool kite that flies with no wind, but I think my Mom left it in Spain. I hope it's still there when I go back.)
(x) Built A Sand Castle (I grew up on an island in the Med, what do YOU think? I made a sandcastle most days of my childhood.)
( ) Gone mudding (?)
(x) Played Dress Up (Sure. I had a great imagination when I was a kid. Sometimes I was a fairy. And sometimes I was a demon. And after my Mom bought me Pretty Woman to teach me the facts of life when I was about 6, sometimes I was a hooker. Good times.)
SO FAR: 24
Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves (Good clean autumn fun. Or dirty autumn fun, whatever.)
(x) Gone Sledging (I wanted to go a few weeks ago, but I had appendicitis. I hope it snows again this winter.)
() Cheated While Playing A Game (Probably, although I can't actually remember doing it.)
(x) Been Lonely (Not recently, but yeah, when I was in my teens.)
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (School quite often. Everyone thought I was lazy - I didn't find out I was really sick until I'd been doing it for a couple of years.)
SO FAR: 28
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set (Pretty. Best when it's with someone you love.)
() Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake (No. I like snakes. As long as I know they're there.)
SO FAR: 29
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (I hate it, it hurts so much. I don't know why.)
() Been Robbed / Vandalized (Guy in Brixton tried to mug me once, but I hissed at him and clawed at his eyes, and he ran. Nothing like doing the unexpected to scare people. Even muggers.)
() Been cheated on (If I have, I didn't know about it. And still don't.)
() Been Misunderstood (Not really, when people have a bad opinion of me they're usually right. *grins*)
SO FAR: 30
Level 12
() Won A Contest (Awards at school and stuff, but never like a free competition. The things I've won, I worked hard for.)
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention (Not really, although once I got yelled at for spying on the boys in the locker rooms. A whole bunch of us were supposed to get detention, but our sex ed teacher stood up for us.)
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Not a serious one, although I've had whiplash a few times.)
SO FAR: 31
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (No braces, but a couple of fillings, and two root canals - ick.)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (With the help of Ellie. So really, more like a quarter pint - she eats three times what I do, LOL.)
(x) Danced in the moonlight (Lots.)
SO FAR: 33
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (When I was younger. I'm more used to it now, although I still don't like the connotations that go along with it.)
(x) Witnessed A Crime (When I was 13, I was out with a couple of friends late one night and we went down this back alley and saw a girl being raped. She wouldn't let us call the police and she looked ready to run, so Abdul broke the guy's nose and I kicked him in the balls. Not my best moment, but justified - at least I felt that way at the time.)
(x) Pole Danced (Just for fun, y'understand?)
(x) Questioned Your Heart (Yes, and questioning gets me nowhere. Go with your base instincts.)
( ) Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes
SO FAR: 37
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (#Mud, mud, glorious mud...#)
() Been Lost (Not really, I have good radar. Although once I got on the wrong bus and ended up in Walthamstow. But I just turned around and got on the right bus back to Holloway. Made a good story when I came in late to class - everyone thought it was funny, for some reason. Maybe because I'm such a dope.)
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (Nope. Farthest I've been is Greece.)
(x) Swam In The Ocean (Love the ocean.)
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (Ehh. Had a couple of cancer scares. And when I was a teenager, I wanted to be dying so a sexy vampire could bring me back to life. I was a weird teen.)
SO FAR: 40
Level 16
() Cried Yourself To Sleep (Probably, but not that I can remember. Crying usually gives me a headache and makes it IMPOSSIBLE to sleep.)
(x) Played Cops And Robbers (The board game. Never the chase game.)
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers (I have the Anatomy Colouring Book. Laugh if you will, but it's a great way to learn the stuff you need to know.)
(x) Sang Karaoke (A painful experience. I hate doing things in front of a crowd.)
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (McDonalds and stuff. Never in a good restaurant, though.)
SO FAR: 44
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (Usually falling for a guy.)
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls (But never the mean kind. Just the stupid kind to boys I used to fancy.)
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (Hah, yes.)
(x) Kissed In The Rain (Mmm...think Johnny Depp in Gilbert Grape. Very sexy.)
SO FAR: 48
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (Every year!)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (I expect at some point.)
(x) Blown Bubbles (Still do.)
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere (Hell yes. Beach bonfires and snuggling up to the chest of someone you like, and having their arms wrapped around you...best feeling ever.)
SO FAR: 52
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party (A couple of times.)
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (No, thank God.)
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (Not for a couple of years. I need new skates. I gave mine to my Dad's girlfriend on the condition that he buy me new ones...still waiting, six years later.)
(x) Had A Wish Come True (Seems to happen quite a lot. Lucky me. Never the one I really want, though.)
() Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 55
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (Of course, dahling. I have my Mom's. I have two cream dresses to wear to fancy dances - one big meringue and one simple sheath - and they look great with pearls. It's not something I make a habit of, though - just for special occasions.)
() Jumped Off A Bridge
() Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins. (In Menorca, they sometimes come and swim around you, if you're really calm and quiet. I swam with some off the Isla d'en Colom.)
SO FAR: 57
Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube (Ice cube. The actual thing, not the rapper. ;-)
() Kissed A Fish (WTF?)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (Man's shirts. Great in the summer.)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (Good place to talk to people.)
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (Yeah. I hate the sound, though, so I have it for when I'm in trouble. I thought I was really loud, but nobody woke up last time I did, so I guess I'm not as loud as I thought.)
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (I like my bones where they are, thanks.)
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About (Curt calls me in the middle of the night quite often. But I don't usually sleep until early morning, anyway.)
SO FAR: 62
Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (Until our apple tree got a disease and had to be cut down. *cries*)
(x) Climbed A Tree (Love climbing trees. I was always happiest when I was up a tree, and the only kid in the neighborhood who'd do it in heels and a miniskirt. But I haven't climbed for a while - the council cut all the lower limbs off all the trees in order to stop kids climbing. Spoilsports.)
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House (Been in one. Never had my own, though.)
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (The Shining. And the Sixth Sense. All other evil creatures I can take, but ghosts always scared me.)
SO FAR: 66
Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts (Seen 'em. Hard not to believe what you see.)
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (Um, yes. Bad, isn't it? In my defense, most of them cost less than £10, and I never throw anything away until it's really manky, so I've accumulated them over the last 12 years - my shoe size hasn't changed since I was 11.)
(x) Gone Streaking (Nothing wrong with being naked.)
() Visited Jail
SO FAR: 69
Level 26
() Played Chicken (Stupidest game ever - whoever kills themself is the cooler one, WTF?)
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On (By my Dad, would you believe?)
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (Although they usually use words like beautiful and stunning. Weirdness.)
(x) Been Easily Amused (Everything amuses me. It's a result of reading too much Dean Koontz.)
SO FAR: 72
Level 27
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (I grew up on an island where most of the jobs involve fish, and I've never caught one. Never ever tried. We went crabbing once, but I get too attached to sea creatures to kill them. What can I say, I love the sea.)
(x) Made A Porn Video/Got Asked To Make One (I got approached by someone who wanted me to work for something called the "Othello and Desdemona film company". Wonder what that's about. *rolls eyes* Never made one, though.)
(x) Caught A Butterfly (I've let them land on me a couple of times, but I don't want to catch them, you kill them too easily.)
() Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 74
Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (People always seem to do this to me.)
() Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (Never in bed, luckily.)
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (I remember this one time, Lara and I were in Greece, and someone stole all our clothes.)
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried To Hurt Yourself
SO FAR: 78
Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (Sometimes many times in a row.)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (Snorkelling loads. Never proper scuba, though - just training in a pool. Ellie's getting certified to instruct when she's in Mexico this coming summer, and she promised to teach me properly, whoohoo!)
(x) Had A Cavity (Too many.)
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed (A couple of people tried, but I was just like, who cares? If I'm going to do something that I'm ashamed of, I deserve to have people find out.)
SO FAR: 81
Level 31
(x) Been Used (Ehh, maybe. But it was mutual, so I don't think of it as using. It's just two people who get something out of being together.)
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs (Yes, and for years everyone was like, how do you fall UP the stairs? But it's very possible.)
() Licked A Cat (LOL, no. But I have kissed a cat and licked a fish. A cooked one, anyway. Cooked fish, not cooked cat.)
(x) Bitten Someone (Obie. I wish I were a dog and had given him rabies. *growls*)
(x) Licked Someone (Sexy.)
SO FAR: 85
Level 32
(x) Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint (My stepbrothers shot me in the butt once. I was too embarrassed to go to hospital, so I dug the bullet out with a scalpel and a pair of tweezers - thank God for limbering ballet exercises - and the buggers got away with it. Still have the scar.)
(x) Had Sex In The Rain (Jamie, Parliament Hill Fields. It was August, though, in the middle of the night, and it was warm and only lasted a few minutes. The rain, not Jamie.)
( ) Flattened Someone's Tires
( ) Rode Your Car/Truck Until The Gas Light Came On
( ) Got Five Dollars Or Less Worth Of Gas
TOTAL: 87
My grand total is 87. Yeah, I'm pretty normal. Apart from the fact that I write long answers to pretty much everything. ;-)
And later...
In the last however many months, I can add to this:
Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook
Fancied someone on Facebook
Spent more than 6 hours on the phone
Laughed so hard I cried
Hated the way I look
And all of those things are because of one person, LOL.
Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook
Fancied someone on Facebook
Spent more than 6 hours on the phone
Laughed so hard I cried
Hated the way I look
And all of those things are because of one person, LOL.
