Ash - The glass is half full, but that only means that the fuckers haven't stolen it from me yet.
Luciano - I don't care about the glass, I only use Lalique.
Julian - The glass is half empty, and even if it weren't I wouldn't know how to drink from it anyway.
Richard - The glass is half full, meaning I still have half a glass to lose.
Jermaine - It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, I didn't pay for it anyway, and if we drink it someone'll fill it up for us again each time.
Mike - The glass is so beautiful when it's half full, I don't want to ruin it by drinking it.
Curt - The glass? What glass? Babes, you're confusing me, why are you going on about glasses?
Jamie - The glass is still half full, which means you're not drunk enough.
Vidal - The glass is full. Totally. Any idiot can see it's mostly empty, but I am in denial and think that I can force it to be full by sheer willpower.
Nathan - The glass is still half full, and that fact alone should say something about what's in it, and whether you really want to be drinking it or not.
Oli - You're overanalysing the glass, you should just drink it and then spend the rest of your time on something more constructive.
Love you all, and I hope that by now you've found the right woman for you!
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