I did promise sexual debauchery and food together didn’t I. And as I have access to this blog until Bambi gets her new contract sorted out I thought why the hell not just post it on here.
So with out further ado I shall I shall delve into the murky realm of my past. . .
Bananas seem to be a fruit that spring to mind almost instantly. Many people will no doubt agree that they are amongst the first items that they have used when it comes to sex and food. I mean why not? They tend to be fairly long, thick and have a natural curve that if placed in expert hands can tickle the G-spot all night long.
Word of warning though, Do leave the skin on if you plan to insert it. Back in the mists of time when I was but a ball of raging hormones I had my first encounter with a girl who was willing to try the fruity idea out. Being somewhat naive back then I peeled it beforehand. And all was good until she twisted one way and I turned it the other.
It snapped, and needless to say panic erupted. It had broken off inside her and due to the wetness of her nether region it was almost impossible to get a hold of the slippery little bugger. ( I did eventually after almost 30 minutes, manage to retrieve it. Though I think she may still be in therapy.)
Also worth mentioning are cucumbers and mini milk lollypops. Though as with anything from the freezer make sure you dont apply it straight away. A woman with freezer burns to her pussy is never likely to forgive you. ( Trust me!)
Those of you of a certain age will remember a film where the two leads sat by an open refrigerator, and while one closed their eyes the other took used items of food as foreplay. Strawberries, cream, jelly and pretty much anything that you can drip, drizzle or tease your partners lips with is acceptable. Dipping a chocolate in hot sauce, while immensely funny, is not.
If you must take food into the bedroom then a small amount of forethought can be useful. As can a mini fridge to keep things cool or warm as required. ( Hot chocolate syrup anyone? ) A few towels or old bed sheets save on a lot of washing later. Oh and dont forget to scrub each other down later in case you missed licking anything off. The bath or shower after a lengthy session with peanut butter and jam can be as much fun as the previous act itself!
Some people though will wish to take it a step further. Now its not something I have done on many occasions, but I have been fortunate enough in my travels to meet those who are REALLY into food based kinkiness. Im talking plastic sheets in the house folks for this. Baked beans, soups, cakes and custards all appear at some point. Its more like a perverts buffet than sex and as you can imagine gets incredibly messy. Believe me though that there is something intrinsically erotic about rolling about on top of several black forrest gateau with a partner. . .
Hopefully for those that haven’t tried it, you will, those that have well feel free to share stories and ideas. The beauty of food and sex together is the only limits are your imaginations.
*** Kidfos ***
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